Ignoramus
Characters - BIG CAHUNA FUMILAYO VERA Scene - office hallway containing cubicle stations. Fumilayo and Vera are neighbors, hunkered down behind computer screens. (Enter Big Cahuna with a stack of college-ruled sheets ridden with his leisurely scrawl.) "Fumi, I need to get this letter out ASAP!" his booming voice addresses the air. Vera: "I can help. Give it to me." Fumi (working on transcribing a deposition): "Thanks Vera." (Exit Big Cahuna, face red.) Vera: "Don't know how you do it, Fumi. His writing is awful." Fumi: "What would I do without you?" (Half an hour goes by, tempered by Vera's grunts and groans through the cubicle wall.) Vera (walks into Big Cahuna's office): "Here is the letter. I hope I did not mess it up too bad...I could not read your writing." Big Cahuna: "Couldn't read my writing?? Fumilayo is not even from this country, and she can read my writing!" ...