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Langata Road (traffic-free, probably mid-morning)
The taxi driver’s wet lips prattled in Kikuyu, the nasal tone of his voice registering high and low notes, some plaintive, others cheerful. It was annoying.
[
An aside: Just yesterday, I heard Senator Joe Lieberman’s voice on TV, and remembered that I had not finished this STD series, so thanks Joe!]
It was odd how familiar this driver was with Mama’s family; especially his connection to my grandfather, he talked about him like they had been best friends. The fact that Babu had been dead for over fifty years wreaked confusion on my brain. The correlation between the driver’s age and the historical context of his many stories about Babu just did not jive! But then, I may have missed details since my Kikuyu has been diluted here in the Diaspora; a fact well-emphasized by our religious driver.
"Ngai sees us through all," he said repeatedly in Kikuyu, but his sing-song voice made it hard for me to embrace his belief in God. Maybe it was because smothered in his calculated delivery I sensed desperation.
Looking out the window was not much of a distraction because nothing exciting was happening on Langata Road, besides the traffic jam. There were no handsome faces or beautiful hour-glass shapes to admire. No tired-looking lean but tough boys and girls in dusty school uniforms fighting for free rides on public transportation. No roadside hawkers selling anything: pocket knives, or fake ebony giraffes. There were one or two herders lazily steering a handful of emaciated cows from the roadside. And of course the myriad colorful matatus, minibuses, old and new passenger cars, and loud lorries, engines idling in shades of soot-colored vapor; as the hot orange sun sank slowly into the horizon.
If we had known traffic was going to be this bad, we may have looked for a different route. But then, we would have missed the action further up the road. For over an hour we had been cooped up in the driver’s old but clean car. He was obviously fastidious in his cleaning, the single layer of dust particles barely visible on the dashboard. The transparent plastic floor mats were a nice, rare accessory. They made for a less stressful ride, especially since we had travelled a very short distance on Langata Road, one that would normally take fifteen minutes, instead of the current seventy.
Photo creditMama’s back was as straight as an arrow, perched on the back seat with her feet firmly planted on the floor of the car; her posture reminded me of her Headmistress days. Brother-man sat in the front passenger seat, his hand cupped over his mouth, to prevent his hunger-breath from permeating the close confines, or to block entry of dust molecules and diesel fumes, or to send a polite message to the driver and his denture breath. The two were engaged in a conversation that generated a series of nods and drawn out hmmms… from brother-man.
The driver was a guilt-tripping African who used the Bible as a sword, I was sure of it. He made jabbing comments about children who had been sent abroad for further studies and then overstayed their visas, and lived as illegals. He made me feel guilty for not visiting home for twenty years. He said too much about his impoverished family in the village who sent a daughter abroad, only to learn that the girl married into an American family and that no dowry was forthcoming.
But, "Ngai sees us through all.” His knowing side glances and grunts were mostly directed at brother-man, as he zealously worked the gear shift and clutch pedal. Every sentence began with kijana [young man], and continued with anecdotes including a memorable one about the mzungu [white] kijana he had driven to the airport some time ago.
It had rained hard on that particular day, which made the usual airport traffic even worse with all the cars that broke down on the road. The daily police check point caused further delay only briefly because he convinced the police to let them pass when he told them that kijana mzungu was running late for a flight back home to Italy. And even after all that, the kijana mzungu offered to run the rest of the way, because it was faster.

Kijana mzungu ran along Mombasa Road to airport
The reason he could do so was because he was clever and had travelled with only one backpack for a six week stay in Kenya. So, our shady taxi driver accepted full payment from the kijana, let him out on the roadside and, as he maneuvered a u-turn, watched him sprint towards the airport. It was not that far, he assured us, and whether or not he caught his flight did not matter, what mattered was that he prayed very hard for him to make it.
"I prayed for him," he continued in Kikuyu. The same way, he added, that he prayed right now, for our mother, brother-man and I to get home before midnight. He said it loudly, throwing another side glance, like he was not part of that equation. I was deciphering his meaning when he began to concentrate his gaze on the woman in the vehicle idling in the next lane.
We are definitely not going to run home, we have ordered door-to-door service, I thought instinctively.
"Young man, open the window!" he commanded, startling brother-man into action. I caught the equally surprised expression on the woman’s face as she rolled down her window to the driver’s motioning hand.
"Habari Gani?" he said it like a mezzo-soprano singer, the two words laced with a familiarity that got me wondering, did he know the woman?
"I am fine." Her quizzical look almost matched Mama’s the only difference was the appearance of a cross between Mama’s eyes.
"Where are you headed?" he continued casually in Kikuyu.
"Rongai," she responded.
"These ones are going to Rongai also." Like we were three suitcases to be off-loaded and delivered to an unpleasant destination.
Before he could continue, a loud teeth-sucking noise reverberated from the back.
"Mmmccchhhwww!"
"What are you asking her?" the irritation twisted Mama’s voice.
"Hhhmm….eh?" Brother-man could barely get a word out. The jerk was attempting a dump-off!
"Sorry, I can’t," the woman closed her window.
To be continued sooner rather than later, at least while Senator Joe Lieberman is in the news.Mingi Love,
Mama Shujaa
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