Scene - office hallway containing cubicle stations. Fumilayo and Vera are neighbors, hunkered down behind computer screens.
(Enter Big Cahuna with a stack of college-ruled sheets ridden with his leisurely scrawl.)
"Fumi, I need to get this letter out ASAP!" his booming voice addresses the air.
Vera: "I can help. Give it to me."
Fumi (working on transcribing a deposition): "Thanks Vera."
(Exit Big Cahuna, face red.)
Vera: "Don't know how you do it, Fumi. His writing is awful."
Fumi: "What would I do without you?"
(Half an hour goes by, tempered by Vera's grunts and groans through the cubicle wall.)
Vera (walks into Big Cahuna's office): "Here is the letter. I hope I did not mess it up too bad...I could not read your writing."
Big Cahuna: "Couldn't read my writing?? Fumilayo is not even from this country, and she can read my writing!"
(Some time later. In the copy room, enter Vera and Fumi)
Vera (giggling): "You actually have shoes, Fumi?"
Fumi: "What did he mean? People from different countries cannot read well?"
Vera: "I don't get it. What law school did he graduate from?"
Fumi: "What a useless snarky comment."
(They exit the copy room.)